I Asked a Coworker to Pretend to Be My Boyfriend at My Ex-Husband’s Wedding, but He Teased Me and Said, ‘No One Would Date You’ – So My Fake Date Wiped the Smile off His Face

Then Max announced he was marrying Claire.

And sent me that invitation.

Then Max announced he was marrying Claire.

I could have skipped the wedding.

But our daughters would be there, and our oldest had already asked twice if I was coming.

So I said yes.

Then I stared at the +1.final, and once spent forty minutes helping me write a response to Max that didn’t contain any of the words I originally wanted to use.

 

Edward had become one of my closest friends during the divorce.

He was also tall, athletic, and irritatingly good-looking.

Exactly the sort of man Max would notice.

“I need a favor.”

Edward looked up.

“That sounds expensive.”

He was also tall, athletic, and irritatingly good-looking.

“Come to my ex-husband’s wedding with me.”

He blinked.

“As emotional support?”

“As my boyfriend.”

He stared at me.

“Pretend boyfriend,” I added.

“Oh. Much healthier.”

“Please?”

“Why me?”

“Come to my ex-husband’s wedding with me.”

I tried to joke.

“Because you’re obnoxiously presentable.”

“I’m putting that on my performance review.”

I laughed, but Edward kept watching me.

“Veronica.”

I sighed.

“I want Max to look at me with you and wonder if he made a mistake, Ed.”

“Because you’reobnoxiously presentable.”

 

Edward leaned back.

That answer seemed to bother him.

But after a moment, he nodded.

“Okay.”

“Really?”

“Yeah.”

I should have wondered why he agreed so easily.

Instead, I spent the next week worrying about what to wear.

I should have wondered why he agreed so easily.

Max had trained me well.

By Saturday, I had rejected three dresses because of what he’d once said about my stomach, two because of my arms and one because I could practically hear him asking whether I owned a mirror.

Eventually, I chose the dress I liked before I started imagining his opinion.

Max had trained me well.

Edward picked me up.

There was a large cardboard box in the back of his car.

“What’s that?” I asked.

“Donation stuff.”

I didn’t ask again.

There was a large cardboard box in the back of his car.

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