Instead, I turned to the massive, potted Meyer lemon tree sitting in the corner of my study—a gift she had given me for our anniversary. Every morning, I quietly poured the lethal green sludge into the soil, burying it under the decorative moss. Then, I would wipe the rim of the glass and leave a tiny sip at the bottom, just enough to look authentic.
By the fourth day, the leaves on the lemon tree began to curl. By the sixth day, they were turning a sickly, necrotic yellow. The poison was so potent it was killing a six-foot plant.
Eleanor noticed my “decline” with sickening glee. She began making subtle adjustments to our life. I caught her measuring the wall space in
my study, likely planning what art she would hang once my desk was gone. I heard her on the phone with the country club, asking about the transferability of legacy memberships “in the event of a sudden passing.”